Will Robinson’s List of Rules for Campaign Staffer

1. If it’s not in writing it doesn’t exist.

2. No such thing as “off the record.” (Reporters are not your friends!)

3. Do not hold a private conversation in a public place. (This includes cellular phones and planes!)

4. Don’t believe any number that ends in zero.

5. Never turn down an opportunity to eat or go to the bathroom. (Don’t eat anything that you don’t recognize or can’t pronounce.)

6. Don’t spend any of your own money. (Personal) Don’t even admit you own a credit card. Don’t spend money that is not yours. (Authorized) 

7. Not always a “right” or “wrong” answer - “It depends” 

8. In a campaign, someone has to be in charge – campaigns are a place to foster democracy, not practice it.

9. Assume nothing.

10. If you make a mistake, fix it before analyzing, etc. (Bad news doesn’t age well)